Part 1 Chapter 1

I am backstage at the Estadio Santiago Bernabeu following a brutal fistfight with a beefy bouncer
I find my way to her dressing room and knock on the door
“Who is it???”
“Hey babe it’s me your boyfriend Travis Kelce”
“Oh hey! Come on in babe mr. Superbowl Champion”
I can’t believe this is reall happening =} Holding my breath, I open the mostly wooden door and there she is Taylor Swift the queen of pop herself sitting at one of those big mirrors with all the lightbulbs on it wearing a pretty dress that she oks so sweet and beautiful
“Youre not my boyfriend Travis Kelce!”
“Sorry I tricked you”
“That’s okay. I think it’s really cool you did all that just to meet me
“Wow! Thanks Taylo”
“No problem!” She sniffs the air with her cute nose. “Hey what’s that smell?”
“Oh…..that? I stopped at McDonald’s on the way here………….”
“Really? OMG I’m so hungry but I can’t eat anything because my nail polish is still drying. What did you get?”
“Just 79 cheeseburgers”
“That is a lot of cheeseburgers!”
“haha yeah I know”
“I wish my nails were dry so I could eat a cheeseburger you could give me”
“Well………” I pause, uncertain if I should say it but knowing I might never get this chance again. “what if I feed you a cheeseburger?”
“OMG you would be my bestie if you feed me a cheeseburger! <3 <3 <3”

Part 1 Chapter 2

She opens her lipstick red mouth as I unwrap a cheeseburger and stick the cheeseburger inside of her red mouth. I am amazed that she swallows the cheeseburger whole with a minimalist, economical chewing style
“Another one!”
“Are you sure Taylor?”
“I’ve never been kmore sure of ANYTING in my life”
So I fed her another cheeseburger and another cheeseburger and yet another cheeseburger
“Oh cripes” I said. “This one is a hamburger. Those lazy kids goofed up my order! No one wants to work anymore
“Feed it to me an yway,” she purred sexily “
Taylor Swift was a very hungry girl I fed Taylor Swift the hamburger and then even more cheeseburgers. My duffel bag was growing lighter and lighter and Taylor Swift’s belly grew larger and larger. There was ketchup and mustard and oinmions and pickles all over her face. When Taylor sWift realized how big her belly had gotten she gasped
“OMG I amm so fat I can’t even move!! The Eras Tour is ruined!!! What am I going to do?!??!!?”
“You could always eat another cheeseburger Taylor”
“I always have room for more” she said deivllishly. She let out a big burp and it was so hot
“Okay Taylor”
And she ate all 78 cheeseburgers And the 1 hamburger they gave me by mistake
To be contineued………

Part 2 Chapter 1

I am driving along the Autobahn on my way to see Taylor Swift in at the Veltins Arena in Gelsenkirchen. I couldn’t agrodd a ticket but I bet someone will give me their sif I show them a knife
A jumbo jet is parked on the side of the road ahead. To my astonishment Taylor Swift the troreueted poet hseerlself flags me down
“Hi im tatylor Swoft!” Taylor Swift daif
“Hi Taylor Swkift “ I saif “I’m your higgest fan”
“OMG thks thsat’s sooo sweet!”
“I’m a sweet guy Taylor”
“Can you do me a huggee favor? I ran out of jet fuel and I need more jet fuel can u give me a ride to the place where theyt sell the jet fuel”
“Okay yaylotr”:
Taylro gets into my car and away we go it is like a dream come true!!! I felt just like BRNENDEn Urie from panic datg the psico then I saw the golden arches and felt an unfamiliar swelling in my speedos

“Writing all that poetry must make you really hungry” I said as sweat rolled down my face
“OMG how did you know? I’m soooo hungry”
“I hear MacDonald’s makes a mean patty”
“Yah I heard that also! Can we go there?”
“As yuou wish” I said pulling into the drive thru
Taylor swift creased her cute for3head, stuck out her cute tongue and crossed her cute eyes
“O deary me I just never know what to get!”
I couldn’t believe it was finally happening again. Everything I wanted was right there in fron t of me if only I could say The magic words wthey ere on the tip of my tongue
“How about 79 cheeseburgers” I whispered
“Wow thart is a lot of cheesebaugers!”
“haha yeah I know”
“Won’t I get fat???”
“God loves all hhis children”
“Oh well okay”

Part 2 Chapter 2

I bought 79 cheeseburgers and I gave Taylor sWift a cheeseburger and Yaylor Tswift swiftly scarfed down the cheeseburger without even biting the cheegebruger with her pearly white chompers even\\ cheeseburger
“Mmmm that was a REALY good chessburger” Taylor Swift moaned. “Maybe just one more”
“Okay Talyor”
Taylor swift ate another chjeeseburger out of my hands and rubbed her bemky
“More” she said with a nsex voice
Sio I feed taylor swift mnore and more of the cheeseburgers i just bought
“Wait” I said “This one’s a hamburger. Those goddamn idiots fucked up my order again. Gr3at, just great. What in the hell is the world coming to? It’s these lazy fucking brats and their rap rock devil worship ,music it makes they all lazy good for nothing druggies!!!!” I casually screamed and kicked out the3 windshield of my car
“Hey” said Talyor, “I have an idea”
“What is it taylor sdwift?
She smiled satanically
“I will eat the hamburger”
“Good tjhnkingf talylor swift”
So tLor siwft e ate the hamburger and the other cheeseburgers until all the cheeseburgers and the hamburger were eaten by talylor wswifty it waa a car stuffing just like tianatummy does she was like taylorstummy hehe :3
“Ohhh I’m sdoooo full!” moaned Taylor swifdt, “OMG my belly is fo big is ists like a hot hair balloon!! The ERAs tour is ruined!!!! What am I going to do?????”
I smiled “You still hungry?”
“I knew you were twouble when you drove up your car up to me on the road “ taylor growled
So I got back in the drive thru as taylor swift burped and also farteda couple time because she was so full snd it was so hot the end

Part 3 Chapter 1

I am at the topmost surface of the Burj Khalifa the tallest building in the world looking down at the Zabeel Palace thru a apir of opera glasses. My swert and beautiful inssnoect Talyor Swift is secretly performin gm a private cocnert for a Saudi pricne
Suddenly i realizes i am not alone. I notice that I see that a little green goblin gorl was also up here

“ayye dup homie”
“Heyh are not you Bilie eyelash?”
“omg idk dude! Why ru so obvasssed?
“Jeeze ur a bad guy it really is you!”
“duh”
“what are u UP to LOL?”
“I’m on my way to feed Usjktin Bieber 122 beefy 5-layer burritos”
“That’s a lot of beefy 5 layher bgurriktos”
“LMAO ikr??”
“they should call u BELLY DELISH :P”
Bill laughed so hard at my play on ewowrds she thought I was so cool and funny she even peed her parachute pants a little i could smell it
“okay I gotta go now BELLY say hi to FEEDEEAS LOL”
“OKaY LOL Byyyyyyeeeeee!!”
“Chow”
I donned my aviators and engaged my wingsuit and jumped off the skyscrape rand soared over the city at terminal velocity and crashed thru the window of the room where taylor is
To ym horror my belovee Yatglor DSift is rope tied to a black steel frame plastic seat folding chair!!! :o I walk up to her and place my hand on the duct tape and use my fingers to tear the duct tape from her cute red lips
“omg thank u so much it was soo hard to breath w/o my mouth!!”
“tTaylor u r so beaiutiful and i love you w sll my haeart ”
Tayloor turnwed RED
“You’re my hero” purred taylor swift with her angelic voice “you saved me from the dwastardly machinations of that evil pwince!”
“Wut did that mon ster do to u??” “Oh it was horrible, just horrible! He tied me up and he’s going to make me eat all these cheeseburgers!”
I looked up from taylors incredbiel face and realized that the room was sstacked floor to ceiliojng with macdonald’s worldm famkous cheeseburgers .. not just cheeseburgers, DOBULE cheeseburgers like rich people eat
“oh…. my… GOD… it must be #deathfeedistfriday” I whispered quietly at a low volume
“wat’s that??”
I smiled
“just a day of the week”
“I mean im like soo hungry but I don’t think I could eat ALL these CHEESEBURGERS. Do you??
“Nooo haha of course not you would get so fat”
“Yah..The Eras Tour would be ruined…” Taylor gave me a knowing smile

Part 3 Chapter 2

Suddenly the door opened all of a sudden and in walked in the prince of Saudoi Arabia! :’(

“Ana emir al-Mamlaka!” said the pricne of Sjadl Arbaia in the sAudi Arbaian alphabet. “Abeed! Bismillah rahmanir raheem…”
I unwrapped a cheeseburger and shoved it into Taylor swift’s mouth. I thoguth I wouldn’t like feeding taylor swift under threat of violent retribution by a tyrannical monarch, but … it was hot af. The Saudi climate is very hot bc Saudi abria is in the desert and taylor was getting soo sweaty there was ketchup all o vewr her face and onions in her boob crack I was in ecstasy as taylort swogft swallowed each cheeese3burger like a hungry hugjnry hippo
“WAQAF!” The Saudi pricne screamed “Hadha alshakhs HIMBIRGHIR!”
I smdh and pushed my fingers into my eyes
“Un-be-fucking-lievable. I’m in hell! Where even the reichest man in the world, the most powerful most handsome prince of princes is denied his birthright by the good for nothing goofballs at McSLEAZY’s. I don’t believe in fucking anything anymorte. There is no god we’re all alone on this fucking shit planet and we’re all goij gto die and that’s it. I hate my fucking life and I wish I was never born!!!”
The Saudi Prince solemnly nodded as four foreign domestic servants (Saudi Arby’s is the world capital of modern slavery) applied a slice of American cheese to the lactose deficient patties
“Ana asef,” said the Saudi pricne, graciously spitting my face
Tatlors bemky grew bigger and bigger and bigger and then all of a sudden the button burst from her Area crystal slit jeans , striking the Saudi prince direct;y betwqen the eyesz!!!
“Wow he’s dead! okay let’s blow this BURGER stand”
“Not so fast … I want you to feed me ALL the cheeseburgers.”
“But Taylor swidft5, yobe alreadu Aten 79 chesaburgwrs! The human body can’t tolerate any mroe! Turst me, I just got out of prison…”
Tatylor swift shooshed me and looked me directly in the eyes with her eyes that are bluer than violet beurgedgare
“fez my bemky sesymer!”
“okay taylor swift”
How could I say no? By god I Kfed yaylor s2widf5 bemky with chewee bahrger after chaeebagger There musty’ve been thousands fo them adhd she swallowed them by the mouthful. It was everything I wanted.. I was happier than ever.. body soul mind heart loins.. I was Not only living this moment but witnessing this moment at all times places and perspectives As talylor swift’s big bemky grew fatter and fatter slowly filling the entire palace on every dimensional plane until the wicked world was no more. I was adrift in an ethereal oasis of adiposity, cascading through cascades of cellulite, constellations of stretchmarks, c0om-pletely enveloped in a Tatlor’s swift’s big fat bemky just like the fdoctor in Nutty Professor except it was not Eddie Murphy it was TYaylotr Swift Then I fell down a big pink hole and landed with a splash in a pool of stomach acid and my flesh melted as cheeseburgers rained upon my wounds as ym corporeal form dissolved and ym conscioiusness deposited in taylors bemky fat cells. Finally I achieved onesiness with tysaylkor siwft, otherwise known in some cultures a s heaven or nirvansa…
Then I woke up! IT was all a dream!!
“Wow honey I had the craziest dream!”
“Yeah?” said my gf 2008 Adele

“I dreamed I fed Tatylor Swidgtt 78 cheeseburgers and 1 hamburger!”
“Who??”
“She’s like a country singer”
“Oh.. I think we should break up”
O_0 D: “Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

THE END

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Hi, I'm TheUrethraGuy! i love cheeseburgers and Taylor Swift!!! im her BIGRSTt fan if I do say so myself ;) haha seroously im way bigget thna Traixiv KelSey i jaht that guy lol like what does she even see in that firicki piec3 of poop anyway if i was in the NFL I WOULD WIN EVERY SUPERBOWL FOR U TAYLOR but I tore my acl praying for our soldiders